Millions of British motorists have admitted to playing a new driving craze called "Sat Nav Racing", in which they race "against
 their satnavs....engaging in manoeuvres including overtaking on blind 
bends, tailgating, flashing their lights or gesticulating at other 
drivers to do so."
According to survey by a major British car insurer:
...the devices give a minimum time to reach a given destination 
assuming the motorist travels at the maximum permitted speed along the 
suggested route. Beating the time, therefore, invariably means breaking 
the law.
Yet 7.2 million of Britain's 37 million drivers engage in the 
practice, the survey by Sainsbury's car insurance suggests, although 
only half would admit to breaking the speed limit. The results suggest 
nearly 150,000 drivers have been involved in a collision while "GPS 
racing" in the last year.
Even though he thinks its dumb, this aesthetically challenged dude, 
wishes he could race to his Grandma's house but he can't because he's 
only got a regular car and no "cumpootuur" in his car. But he's keeping 
it real. Please donate and help this dude out so that he can go crash 
his car. You'll be doing us all a service.